Top 10: Men Who Have Approached Me
Don’t tell them anything personal, Starling.
An Open Letter To Prof. Matthew McConaughey
Let me know: will your answer be Mcconaugnay, or all right all right all right?
Texts From George W. and Barack Obama
Obama: BRB, or– more appropriately, BLB, though I appreciate your differing, yet valuable, Republican viewpoint.
George: LOL K
Every Celebrity Encounter I’ve Ever Had: Ranked
I’m convinced we had A Moment.
I am Sad Ben Affleck
Poor Ben. Poor me.
