There are some mean grannies out there.
Odyssey Fun World: I’ve read ancient Greek literature. I know what their fun was all about
“All right. Can I get you a drink, or are you ready to order?”
“Is anyone ever ready when their number comes up?”
You can’t play board games anymore because the altitude makes you allergic to them
The truth you are about to see isn’t pretty.
I mean, it’s actually REALLY pretty, but that’s kind of the problem.
“Tell me what thy platform is on national security and medicaid!”
“Are we almost done? I have a dreamy, staring-out-the-window session scheduled for 4:37PM. The light just isn’t as golden and nostalgic after that.”
one tuesday morning I looked out the window and seid, “it’s tuesday!”
Just a politician and a warrior virgin shooting the breeze
Didn’t we all feel like existential tomatoes in the early 90’s?