It’s the most Michaeliest time of the year!
Things That Make Me Feel Like A Grown-Up vs. Things That Make Me Feel Inadequate/Small/Very Afraid
Edit: Nothing bad happens in this story, so no moral lesson need be drawn
– Knock Knock!
– Small children
– Cold tea
– The actress in King Lear who just said “old men are babes again”
#3: The most potent form of caffeine that exists. Consider consulting a drug dealer.
Even the best of nannies get burned sometimes.