Surrealists Explain 2020
It all makes sense.
Houston Geography (according to a blatant foreigner)
Ah shoot, I forgot to add the BBQ place with giant steer statues on the roof.
My Mother Describes Film Plots
Lady Bird: A teen girl has sex with her boyfriend, and he’s not a nice guy!!!
Portrait Of An Editor As A Young Woman (by Editor’s Husband)
No one’s driving THIS motorcycle, either!
In the Marketing Meeting: Hunger
This week on “That Doesn’t Read How You Wanted It To Read, Probably”
Texts From The Editors
Behind the scenes at The Sidecar.
Cocktail or Victorian Slang?
Fawney-dropping: A ruse whereby the villain pretends to find a ring (which is actually worthless) and sells it as a possibly valuable article at a low price. OR, a gin-based drink.
Things That Are Smaller Than The Giant Evil Ant In Our Living Room Last Night
Is it bigger than a breadbox? Probably.
Things I Want to Do After Learning that a Mouse Lives in Our Kitchen
Back off, Fievel.
What I Imagine When People Talk About Living in the Wilderness
Because mice and bugs aren’t enough to deal with in the world.
