Top 10: Men Who Have Approached Me

Don’t tell them anything personal, Starling.

Hi, I’m a Cat and I’ve Taken Over Your Best Friend’s Life

My “plot,” so long as we’re being direct, is simple.

Confusing Men: “Not Sure if Want for Husband or Father” Edition

Kurt Russell: Super foxy, or super prone to bad-dad puns? Let’s investigate.

For Your Consideration: This Horrible Blog-Vandalizing Husband

Dear Wife: I know you’ve said you really want us to take in this horrible cat.

For Your Consideration: This Horrible Cat

Dear Husband: I know you’ve said that you are reluctant to take in a pet while we’re in our first years of marriage.