Texts from Monsters: Frankenstein’s Monster and The Bride
MONSTER: Hey girl, u up?
BRIDE: HISSSS
MONSTER: Hey girl, u up?
BRIDE: HISSSS
Don’t tell them anything personal, Starling.
My “plot,” so long as we’re being direct, is simple.
Kurt Russell: Super foxy, or super prone to bad-dad puns? Let’s investigate.
Dear Wife: I know you’ve said you really want us to take in this horrible cat.
Dear Husband: I know you’ve said that you are reluctant to take in a pet while we’re in our first years of marriage.