Spiders and eels and Twitter, oh my!
Dear Husband: I know you’ve said that you are reluctant to take in a pet while we’re in our first years of marriage.
“Tell me what thy platform is on national security and medicaid!”
Just a politician and a warrior virgin shooting the breeze
Obama: BRB, or– more appropriately, BLB, though I appreciate your differing, yet valuable, Republican viewpoint.
George: LOL K