Times Paul Newman Made You Regard All Other Men With Apathy

The truth you are about to see isn’t pretty.

I mean, it’s actually REALLY pretty, but that’s kind of the problem.

Manic Pixie Dreamgirls Meeting

“Are we almost done? I have a dreamy, staring-out-the-window session scheduled for 4:37PM. The light just isn’t as golden and nostalgic after that.”