Texts from Monsters: Frankenstein’s Monster and The Bride

MONSTER: Hey girl, u up?
BRIDE: HISSSS

The Real Exorcist Tapes: What the Scariest Movie of All Time Didn’t Show You

HOW ABOUT WE JUST CRAB CRAWL BACKWARDS DOWN THE STAIRS FOR AWHILE

Noo, Demon, what did we say about that?

Let an expert in Erup Amenic who definitely, definitely, probably understood this movie break it down for you.

There’s so much you don’t know about this provocative auteur.

Lady Bird: A teen girl has sex with her boyfriend, and he’s not a nice guy!!!

Turns out, most middle aged moms *don’t* like movies about existential dread and toxic relationships.

PENNYWISE: Want a balloon?

GEORGIE: Sry Im kinda into boats atm

PENNYWISE: That’s cool…

We at The Sidecar are all about speaking for the voiceless obscure.

More thoughts on film, art, romance, and cats from my childhood vault.

Ever wonder what it’d be like to have Wes Anderson, Gus Van Sant, Quentin Tarantino or The Coen Brothers direct your 21st Birthday?