The Nine Circles of Grad School Hell
“This isn’t what I had in mind when I said we should hang out tonight.” “Yeah, but check out that microcosm of lost souls down there.”
David Bowie’s New Years Eve Party in Heaven
While all of us earthlings try to make sense of 2016 and stumble into the New Year, David Bowie is having one heaven of a NYE party in the skies right now.
Dashiell Hammet Has Brunch
“All right. Can I get you a drink, or are you ready to order?”
“Is anyone ever ready when their number comes up?”
Artemis and Hillary Clinton Walk into a Bar
Just a politician and a warrior virgin shooting the breeze
