Things That Sound More Appealing Than Writing (When You Have To Write)
A letter from an editor
Church, Bar, or Brothel: A Road Trip Game
Odyssey Fun World: I’ve read ancient Greek literature. I know what their fun was all about
How To Tell If You Have Altitude Sickness
You can’t play board games anymore because the altitude makes you allergic to them
Times Paul Newman Made You Regard All Other Men With Apathy
The truth you are about to see isn’t pretty.
I mean, it’s actually REALLY pretty, but that’s kind of the problem.
How To Beat The Unemployment Blues
– Clean the apartment
– Learn a new instrument
– Start a cult
Julie Andrews Making Everything Better
You measure up to “Perfectly Perfect” in my book – er, tape measure.
Life Hacks from George RR Martin
“My sincere regrets: I won’t be coming to your wedding.”
Everything Spiders Are Horrible For
However many eyes you have, it’s too many.
Joan of Arc Looking More Comfortable On Fire Than I Am In A Midwestern Summer
“This again?”
Things I Wish I Could Tell My Childhood Self
No one will be convinced that an alien invasion is underway. They will just think you’re even more deranged than previously suspected.
