A letter from an editor
Odyssey Fun World: I’ve read ancient Greek literature. I know what their fun was all about
You can’t play board games anymore because the altitude makes you allergic to them
The truth you are about to see isn’t pretty.
I mean, it’s actually REALLY pretty, but that’s kind of the problem.
– Clean the apartment
– Learn a new instrument
– Start a cult
You measure up to “Perfectly Perfect” in my book – er, tape measure.
“My sincere regrets: I won’t be coming to your wedding.”
However many eyes you have, it’s too many.
No one will be convinced that an alien invasion is underway. They will just think you’re even more deranged than previously suspected.