Texts from Pennywise The Clown
PENNYWISE: Want a balloon?
GEORGIE: Sry Im kinda into boats atm
PENNYWISE: That’s cool…
The Nine Circles of Grad School Hell
“This isn’t what I had in mind when I said we should hang out tonight.” “Yeah, but check out that microcosm of lost souls down there.”
Classic Fairy Tales Made Safe for the Modern Child: Little Red Riding Hood
Edit: Nothing bad happens in this story, so no moral lesson need be drawn
Grad School Shopping List
#3: The most potent form of caffeine that exists. Consider consulting a drug dealer.
Characters Overlooked by #ThreeFictionalCharacters
We at The Sidecar are all about speaking for the voiceless obscure.
For Your Consideration: This Horrible Blog-Vandalizing Husband
Dear Wife: I know you’ve said you really want us to take in this horrible cat.
Artifacts From My Childhood, Part 2
More thoughts on film, art, romance, and cats from my childhood vault.
My Cat, H.P Lovecraft
Some people have soft, loving, purr-fest cats. Some people have silent, watchful, cynical cats. My cat is too busy gazing into the horrors of a chaotic and unfeeling cosmos to be either of those.
Dashiell Hammet Has Brunch
“All right. Can I get you a drink, or are you ready to order?”
“Is anyone ever ready when their number comes up?”
US Election 2016 (According to Literature)
“Tell me what thy platform is on national security and medicaid!”
