Texts from Pennywise The Clown
PENNYWISE: Want a balloon?
GEORGIE: Sry Im kinda into boats atm
PENNYWISE: That’s cool…
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The Nine Circles of Grad School Hell
“This isn’t what I had in mind when I said we should hang out tonight.” “Yeah, but check out that microcosm of lost souls down there.”
Classic Fairy Tales Made Safe for the Modern Child: Little Red Riding Hood
Edit: Nothing bad happens in this story, so no moral lesson need be drawn
Grad School Shopping List
#3: The most potent form of caffeine that exists. Consider consulting a drug dealer.
Characters Overlooked by #ThreeFictionalCharacters
We at The Sidecar are all about speaking for the voiceless obscure.
For Your Consideration: This Horrible Blog-Vandalizing Husband
Dear Wife: I know you’ve said you really want us to take in this horrible cat.
Artifacts From My Childhood, Part 2
More thoughts on film, art, romance, and cats from my childhood vault.
