How to Communicate with Your Maintenance Crew: a lesson in poetry

There once was a sink that was clogged…

Question: “What Do You Do?” Answer:

or, How To Depress Adults In 12 Easy Steps

Want to know how you scored on the gifts you gave to that special millennial in your life?

It’s kind of stressful, ok?

Things That Make Me Feel Like A Grown-Up vs. Things That Make Me Feel Inadequate/Small/Very Afraid

#3: The most potent form of caffeine that exists. Consider consulting a drug dealer.

Even the best of nannies get burned sometimes.