T Swift: Plotting Our Destruction Since 1989 (But really since the dawn of time)
No, sorry lady, I wasn’t checking you out. I was just wondering where you got your sports bra. You don’t have to move two machines over.
Let me know: will your answer be Mcconaugnay, or all right all right all right?
Obama: BRB, or– more appropriately, BLB, though I appreciate your differing, yet valuable, Republican viewpoint.
George: LOL K
Mad Malcom: Worry Road
Don’t be catty. Or do.
Alas, poor Fido!
Two black lipsticks.
I’m convinced we had A Moment.
Poor Ben. Poor me.