There are some mean grannies out there.
“All right. Can I get you a drink, or are you ready to order?”
“Is anyone ever ready when their number comes up?”
The truth you are about to see isn’t pretty.
I mean, it’s actually REALLY pretty, but that’s kind of the problem.
“Tell me what thy platform is on national security and medicaid!”
“Are we almost done? I have a dreamy, staring-out-the-window session scheduled for 4:37PM. The light just isn’t as golden and nostalgic after that.”
Didn’t we all feel like existential tomatoes in the early 90’s?
T Swift: Plotting Our Destruction Since 1989 (But really since the dawn of time)