“When a woman has scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs.” -Friederich Nietzche
- “That’s not what you said last night, buddy.”
“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever.” – Donald Trump
- “I mean would you LIKE to see some blood?”
“Someone should sew her vagina shut. I’m never hiring a woman ever again!” – Michael Einfeld
- “miss out on working for you? bummer.”
“Frailty, thy name is woman!”- Shakespeare (Hamlet)
- “Cash me ousside, how about da?”
“I’m going to treat you like a lady– now act like one.” – Arlen Specter
- TMW the chivalry is overwhelming
“They have the right to work where ever they want to– so long as they have dinner ready when you get home. ” -John Wayne
- “Dinner’s ready.”
“America is now wholly given over to a damned mob of scribbling women, and I should have no chance of success while the public taste is occupied with their trash–and should be ashamed of myself if I did succeed.” – Nathaniel Hawthorne
- “i agree with the being ashamed of yourself part”
“One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.” – Confucius
- “Speaking of balls, I think I rolled my eyes so far back in my head that I broke them. This is how I look now.”
“You know, it really doesn’t matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass. But she’s got to be young and beautiful.” – Donald Trump
- *record scratch*
“The word of God is quite clear, that women were made to be wives or prostitutes.” -Martin Luther
- “Are you hearing this? Jesus just take me now.”
“A little bit of rape is good for a man’s soul.” – Norman Mailer
- “……….”
“Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” – Pat Robertson
- “Sure, killing capitalism AND kids makes for a pretty packed schedule, but my coven really encourages extracurricular activities. I’ve been working on my Jim Halpert impression, so that’s cool.”
