“When a woman has scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs.” -Friederich Nietzche

“That’s not what you said last night, buddy.”

“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever.” – Donald Trump

“I mean would you LIKE to see some blood?”

“Someone should sew her vagina shut. I’m never hiring a woman ever again!” – Michael Einfeld

“miss out on working for you? bummer.”

“Frailty, thy name is woman!”- Shakespeare (Hamlet)

“Cash me ousside, how about da?”

“I’m going to treat you like a lady– now act like one.” – Arlen Specter

TMW the chivalry is overwhelming

“They have the right to work where ever they want to– so long as they have dinner ready when you get home. ” -John Wayne

“Dinner’s ready.”

“America is now wholly given over to a damned mob of scribbling women, and I should have no chance of success while the public taste is occupied with their trash–and should be ashamed of myself if I did succeed.” – Nathaniel Hawthorne

“i agree with the being ashamed of yourself part”

“One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.” – Confucius

“Speaking of balls, I think I rolled my eyes so far back in my head that I broke them. This is how I look now.”

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass. But she’s got to be young and beautiful.” – Donald Trump

*record scratch*

“The word of God is quite clear, that women were made to be wives or prostitutes.” -Martin Luther

“Are you hearing this? Jesus just take me now.”

“A little bit of rape is good for a man’s soul.” – Norman Mailer

“……….”

“Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” – Pat Robertson

“Sure, killing capitalism AND kids makes for a pretty packed schedule, but my coven really encourages extracurricular activities. I’ve been working on my Jim Halpert impression, so that’s cool.”