Texts from Pennywise The Clown

PENNYWISE: Hey Georgie.

GEORGIE: Hi who is this

PENNYWISE: It’s your buddy who lives in the sewer. Wanna come over?

GEORGIE: Sry not RN

PENNYWISE: 😥

PENNYWISE: Want a balloon?

GEORGIE: Sry Im kinda into boats atm

PENNYWISE: That’s cool.

hehe

PENNYWISE: I have a boat

GEORGIE: cool

PENNYWISE: It’s a super nice boat.

PENNYWISE: It’s a pontoon

GEORGIE: Thats not rly a boat

PENNYWISE: It floats too

GEORGIE: Thats the idea behind the whole boat thing

PENNYWISE: It’s a luxury yacht tho

GEORGIE: Uhh

PENNYWISE: It’s a speedboat

PENNYWISE: I’m literally on a boat RN

GEORGIE: ok dude

PENNYWISE: Can’t talk, reception is terrible on boats.

 

PENNYWISE: Hey Georgie

GEORGIE: What up

PENNYWISE: Just watching Titanic. It’s a really cool movie about a boat.

PENNYWISE: Wanna sewer and chill?

GEORGIE: U thirsty, dude

PENNYWISE: Ummm I’m pretty hydrated thanks, I literally live underwater.

PENNYWISE: I made popcorn! Your favorite.

GEORGIE: Im good

PENNYWISE: 😥

GEORGIE: ???

PENNYWISE: Leo gets me every time.

 

PENNYWISE: Hey Georgie

GEORGIE: sup

PENNYWISE: Just watching some Life Aquatic. It’s about a boat also.

GEORGIE: that’s some arthouse garbage

PENNYWISE: I think it’s an underrated gem from Wes Anderson’s wheelhouse.

GEORGIE: whatevs i like Bill Murray in Caddyshack

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PENNYWISE: Hey Georgie

GEORGIE: yo

PENNYWISE: I’m listening to a nautical podcast and making some root beer floats. Do you want a float, too?

GEORGIE: i’m lactose intolerant

PENNYWISE: rats

GEORGIE: ??

PENNYWISE: There are alot of rats around here.

GEORGIE: u live in the sewer, bro

 

PENNYWISE: Hey Georgie

GEORGIE: hey

PENNYWISE: I made you a spotify playlist.

GEORGE: OK

PENNYWISE: It’s mainly Modest Mouse stuff tho.

PENNYWISE: Don’t worry

PENNYWISE: even if things end up a bit too heavy

GEORGIE: i see where this is going

PENNYWISE: we’ll all float on alright

GEORGIE: ….

 

 

PENNYWISE: Hey Georgie

GEORGIE: Wat

PENNYWISE: Watching Das Boot. It’s a german movie about a boat.

GEORGIE: Thats about a submarine

PENNYWISE: The title literally translates to “The Boat”

GEORGIE: Stop tryin to impress me, I know ur not watching that movie

PENNYWISE: OK I hate subtitles

PENNYWISE: I’m actually watching Captain Ron

GEORGIE: i knew it

 

 

PENNYWISE: Hey Georgie

GEORGIE: new phone who dis

PENNYWISE: … your deepest fear? mwahahaha

GEORGIE: quit clownin’ dawg

PENNYWISE: dammit

 

PENNYWISE: Hey Georgie

GEORGIE: what now

PENNYWISE: Master and Commander is a super cool movie about a boat.

GEORGIE: LOL ur funny after all

PENNYWISE: LOL

PENNYWISE: Waterworld is actually really cool though

GEORGIE: LOLOL

PENNYWISE: I don’t joke about Kevin Costner.

GEORGIE: k well now im a little scared

 

PENNYWISE: Hey Georgie

GEORGIE: WHAT

PENNYWISE: Watching Poseidon.

GEORGIE: Do you just google “movies about boats” orrr?

PENNYWISE: Poseidon is about a boat? Does it float too?

GEORGIE: actually no I think that one sinks

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PENNYWISE: Hey Georgie

PENNYWISE: Whoops, meant to send that text to someone else 😉

GEORGIE: like u know someone else named georgie

PENNYWISE: I’m kickin it in the sewer and watching Fitzcarraldo. It’s a really long movie about a boat.

GEORGIE: ur such a cinephile

PENNYWISE: OMG I know right? I really appreciate Herzog’s nihilist sensibility. Do you like Herzog, Georgie?

GEORGIE: I’m like 4 dude

 

 

 

 

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