A robot doing yoga
A mirror
Anybody who has ever thought “Anthony Hopkins? Is he even still alive?”
A hipster with a man bun
Cold tea
The jerk who took the last potato chip in the bowl
Someone singing Spice Girls at a bar on Karaoke Tuesday
Anyone who isn’t knighted
Burnt toast
The question “How old are you?”
Small children
The intern who whistles
The kid who just handed him a fake ID when he carded them at a fancy restaurant and didn’t expect to get caught
Plaid and polka dots in the same outfit
The actress in a performance of King Lear who just said “old men are babes again”
Literally anyone in Westworld at any given point
A pumpkin carved to look just like him
An unlabeled salsa with unknown spiciness
The woman who shivers at a party and yet rejects multiple offers to be lent a jacket
Old milk
Somebody who has just said “I think I have the flu”
A Face Swap of him and Ed Harris
