“Seriously, I am so over men. Thinking they can beat me out of the White House. Don’t they know I was basically already president like TWICE.”
“You were the president’s wife.”
“It’s like the same thing.”
“Oh.”
“I mean come on. Who listens to a guy named Bill.”
“I guess. Gods I’m glad I never married.”
“You miss out on a lot of power by being single, you know.”
“Sorry what? I was too busy turning that dude into a stag so his hounds would eat him to hear that comment.”
“Fair point.”
“I could turn literally everyone in this bar into a stag. Or a worm. Or a chair.”
“Okay, okay”
“I could turn that dude into a girl.”
[Down the bar, Lorena Bobbitt takes a sip of vodka]
“Big fuckin deal.”