We’re on the internet, matey.  Here there by spoilers.

-your friendly neighborhood internet courtesy

 

 

Weddings, in general, are bad news.  Stay home if you can.

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Having a mother is also a risky business.

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Didn’t get your way?  That’s because you told people outright what you wanted, y’dumb-muffin.  Never do that.

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Making a difference?  How do I put this… not so much.

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Stick to warm climates.

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Never piss off a dragon lady.

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Don’t be super attractive unless you can use the attention well.

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Fashion tip: Want people to take you seriously?  Black leather, short hair, and a bigass bottle of wine.

‘s all I’m gonna say.

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Men like to be evil.

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Women like to be evil.

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Dwarves like to drink and know things.

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Fashion tip: Need a haircut?  Just ask one of your captors to cut it for you!  Might tug a little but it’ll look pretty profesh.

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Loyalty is for suckers.

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Love is for suckers.

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Life is for suckers.

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Get somebody else to hold the damn door.