We’re on the internet, matey. Here there by spoilers.
-your friendly neighborhood internet courtesy
Weddings, in general, are bad news. Stay home if you can.
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Having a mother is also a risky business.
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Didn’t get your way? That’s because you told people outright what you wanted, y’dumb-muffin. Never do that.
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Making a difference? How do I put this… not so much.
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Stick to warm climates.
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Never piss off a dragon lady.
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Don’t be super attractive unless you can use the attention well.
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Fashion tip: Want people to take you seriously? Black leather, short hair, and a bigass bottle of wine.
‘s all I’m gonna say.
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Men like to be evil.
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Women like to be evil.
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Dwarves like to drink and know things.
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Fashion tip: Need a haircut? Just ask one of your captors to cut it for you! Might tug a little but it’ll look pretty profesh.
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Loyalty is for suckers.
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Love is for suckers.
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Life is for suckers.
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Get somebody else to hold the damn door.
Did you make the ‘crows ain’t loyal’ thing?? I want it on a shirt hahaha
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No, I wish! Sometimes gems just exist on the internet for those lucky enough to find them.
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