Things I Shoplifted When I was 14

Two Enya CDs.

A button with Osama Bin Laden’s face crossed out.

A headband that shed glitter for weeks until it basically turned into a regular headband. I didn’t want it anymore.

A red wristband with spikey studs on it.

A pair of green tights.

Two black lipsticks.

A pair of rubber earrings in the shape of hot dogs.

A necklace that read “rebel.” I now find this a bit too on-the-nose.

A chapstick.

A pack of sour gummi bears.

An Entertainment Weekly magazine with Renee Zellweger on the cover.

A tiny plastic box with “diva” written on it. I actually took this one back.

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2 thoughts on “Things I Shoplifted When I was 14

    • Yeah, I had a sociopathic streak when it came to that kind of stuff as a young teen… I certainly accrued guilt, just not over lifting plastic items from Claire’s.

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