In response to Every Californian Novel Ever by Mallory Ortberg. Two can play at this game, missy.
- The Serial Killer Always Rings Twice
- Jungle Of Bricks
- The Scent Of Pot And Piss: A Journey On The L
- The Gunshot Nobody Heard
- A History Of The Worst Politicians Of Ever
- Dante Was Right And Hell Is A Frozen Wasteland
- Fifteen Bars You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
- The Homeless Man Under The Bridge As A Metaphor For The Human Condition
- Fifteen Restaurants You’ve Heard Of But Can’t Afford
- The Summer The Air Conditioning Broke Was The Summer Linda Died
- I Know A Guy
- Let’s Get Ethnic Food
- What’s The Cloud Gate?
- The Floors Are All Original
- Life On The Rails: A Commuter’s Story
- This Thrift Shop Seems Mysteriously Void Of Merchandise And Also Full Of Drug Dealers
- The Killer Waits On Navy Pier
- We Like Bricks Because Historically They Burn Less Well Than Wood
- My Neighborhood Is Diverse And Dingy With Ill-Paved Streets And Yet We Have Whimsical Old Houses To Our Names, Or At Least Our Landlord’s Names, And We Like It That Way
- Watch Your Step: Canadian Geese And Why We Hate Them
- 200 Pages of Deep Dish Pizza Restaurants
- This Neighborhood Was Much Nicer Before The [insert race of choice] Came
- Just How Many Layers Can One Wear?
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