In response to Every Californian Novel Ever by Mallory Ortberg.  Two can play at this game, missy.

• The Serial Killer Always Rings Twice

• Jungle Of Bricks

• The Scent Of Pot And Piss: A Journey On The L

• The Gunshot Nobody Heard

• A History Of The Worst Politicians Of Ever

• Dante Was Right And Hell Is A Frozen Wasteland

• Fifteen Bars You’ve Probably Never Heard Of

• The Homeless Man Under The Bridge As A Metaphor For The Human Condition

• Fifteen Restaurants You’ve Heard Of But Can’t Afford

• The Summer The Air Conditioning Broke Was The Summer Linda Died

• I Know A Guy

• Let’s Get Ethnic Food

• What’s The Cloud Gate?

• The Floors Are All Original

• Life On The Rails: A Commuter’s Story

• This Thrift Shop Seems Mysteriously Void Of Merchandise And Also Full Of Drug Dealers

• The Killer Waits On Navy Pier

• We Like Bricks Because Historically They Burn Less Well Than Wood

• My Neighborhood Is Diverse And Dingy With Ill-Paved Streets And Yet We Have Whimsical Old Houses To Our Names, Or At Least Our Landlord’s Names, And We Like It That Way

• Watch Your Step: Canadian Geese And Why We Hate Them

• 200 Pages of Deep Dish Pizza Restaurants

• This Neighborhood Was Much Nicer Before The [insert race of choice] Came

• Just How Many Layers Can One Wear?

This post originally appeared on Vagabond Homebody