• Separate our trash and recycling, even though our building doesn’t recycle and literally everything goes into the same two dumpsters in our alley.

• Start a 3 hour movie at 9:30pm even though we have to wake up at 6am, because we probably won’t be that tired.

• Snooze our alarm for five minutes after it goes off because maybe five minutes will be enough to magically make us feel rested.

• Agree that this week we can buy fancy cheese and crackers because life is hard and we should treat ourselves and we’re probably not that low on funds.

• Say things like “let’s start working out!”

• Buy ALL THE VEGETABLES.

• Look at plane tickets to other countries about every other day.

• Say things like “we’ll go to bed early tonight.”

• Watch terrible movies because people on the internet said they were good.

• Listen to people on the internet.

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