Things I Believe About Tuesdays

  • Tuesdays are yellow.
  • If Tuesday was something on your desk, it would be the yellow no.2 pencil that keeps breaking when you sharpen it.
  • Tuesdays would probably be great for shopping.
  • If Tuesday were an animal at the zoo, it would be the bird hiding its plumed head in its wing, either sleeping or dead, nobody can tell.
  • Tuesdays are really not bad days.  They’re like your misunderstood friend who will never be as popular or well-liked as they probably should be.
  • Tuesday is also a little precocious, and probably a morning person.
  • Tuesday is always hungry, like ravenously so.
  • “The Magic School Bus” was probably invented on a Tuesday.  Just look at Ms. Frizzle’s hair.
  • Tuesdays should always fall on even numbered calendar days.  Unfortunately somebody forgot to tell them.

    This post originally appeared on Vagabond Homebody

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