- Tuesdays are yellow.
- If Tuesday was something on your desk, it would be the yellow no.2 pencil that keeps breaking when you sharpen it.
- Tuesdays would probably be great for shopping.
- If Tuesday were an animal at the zoo, it would be the bird hiding its plumed head in its wing, either sleeping or dead, nobody can tell.
- Tuesdays are really not bad days. They’re like your misunderstood friend who will never be as popular or well-liked as they probably should be.
- Tuesday is also a little precocious, and probably a morning person.
- Tuesday is always hungry, like ravenously so.
- “The Magic School Bus” was probably invented on a Tuesday. Just look at Ms. Frizzle’s hair.
- Tuesdays should always fall on even numbered calendar days. Unfortunately somebody forgot to tell them.
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