Houston Geography (according to a blatant foreigner)

Ah shoot, I forgot to add the BBQ place with giant steer statues on the roof.

When You’re Drunk At A Party But This Lamp Is The Most Meaningful Thing You’ve Ever Seen

You’re probably fine.

Don’t tell them anything personal, Starling.

Lady Bird: A teen girl has sex with her boyfriend, and he’s not a nice guy!!!

When you just wanna be a nice painting but the patriarchy spoils your chill.

Turns out, most middle aged moms *don’t* like movies about existential dread and toxic relationships.

PENNYWISE: Want a balloon?

GEORGIE: Sry Im kinda into boats atm

PENNYWISE: That’s cool…

Who invited this guy?

We’ve gotten our experts together to create this quiz, based on internet research and Real Science!

Spiders and eels and Twitter, oh my!

My “plot,” so long as we’re being direct, is simple.