Turns out, most middle aged moms *don’t* like movies about existential dread and toxic relationships.
PENNYWISE: Want a balloon?
GEORGIE: Sry Im kinda into boats atm
PENNYWISE: That’s cool…
Who invited this guy?
We’ve gotten our experts together to create this quiz, based on internet research and Real Science!
Spiders and eels and Twitter, oh my!
My “plot,” so long as we’re being direct, is simple.
The return of everyone’s favorite least favorite palm tree