Interview with Oscar Nominee Bradley Cooper

There’s so much you don’t know about this provocative auteur.

My Morning Exercises, AKA Steps to Putting on Skinny Jeans

Houston Geography (according to a blatant foreigner)

Ah shoot, I forgot to add the BBQ place with giant steer statues on the roof.

When You’re Drunk At A Party But This Lamp Is The Most Meaningful Thing You’ve Ever Seen

Checklist: Are You Depressed?

You’re probably fine.

Top 10: Men Who Have Approached Me

Don’t tell them anything personal, Starling.

My Mother Describes Film Plots

Lady Bird: A teen girl has sex with her boyfriend, and he’s not a nice guy!!!

Women in Art React To Sexism

When you just wanna be a nice painting but the patriarchy spoils your chill.

Movies I Regret Recommending to My Mother

Turns out, most middle aged moms *don’t* like movies about existential dread and toxic relationships.

Texts from Pennywise The Clown

PENNYWISE: Want a balloon?

GEORGIE: Sry Im kinda into boats atm

PENNYWISE: That’s cool…