When you just wanna be a nice painting but the patriarchy spoils your chill.
Spiders and eels and Twitter, oh my!
My “plot,” so long as we’re being direct, is simple.
The return of everyone’s favorite least favorite palm tree
Kurt Russell: Super foxy, or super prone to bad-dad puns? Let’s investigate.
There once was a sink that was clogged…
Hoooooneeyyy? Where’d you put the giant rooster?
“This isn’t what I had in mind when I said we should hang out tonight.” “Yeah, but check out that microcosm of lost souls down there.”