My Morning Exercises, AKA Steps to Putting on Skinny Jeans

Houston Geography (according to a blatant foreigner)

Ah shoot, I forgot to add the BBQ place with giant steer statues on the roof.

Adulthood / Animals / Memes

You’re probably fine.

Don’t tell them anything personal, Starling.

Lady Bird: A teen girl has sex with her boyfriend, and he’s not a nice guy!!!

When you just wanna be a nice painting but the patriarchy spoils your chill.

Turns out, most middle aged moms *don’t* like movies about existential dread and toxic relationships.

PENNYWISE: Want a balloon?

GEORGIE: Sry Im kinda into boats atm

PENNYWISE: That’s cool…

Who invited this guy?

We’ve gotten our experts together to create this quiz, based on internet research and Real Science!

Spiders and eels and Twitter, oh my!