Turns out, most middle aged moms *don’t* like movies about existential dread and toxic relationships.
My “plot,” so long as we’re being direct, is simple.
The return of everyone’s favorite least favorite palm tree
Kurt Russell: Super foxy, or super prone to bad-dad puns? Let’s investigate.
There once was a sink that was clogged…
Hoooooneeyyy? Where’d you put the giant rooster?
“This isn’t what I had in mind when I said we should hang out tonight.” “Yeah, but check out that microcosm of lost souls down there.”
or, How To Depress Adults In 12 Easy Steps