MONSTER: Hey girl, u up?
Ah shoot, I forgot to add the BBQ place with giant steer statues on the roof.
You’re probably fine.
Don’t tell them anything personal, Starling.
Lady Bird: A teen girl has sex with her boyfriend, and he’s not a nice guy!!!
When you just wanna be a nice painting but the patriarchy spoils your chill.
Turns out, most middle aged moms *don’t* like movies about existential dread and toxic relationships.
PENNYWISE: Want a balloon?
GEORGIE: Sry Im kinda into boats atm
PENNYWISE: That’s cool…
Who invited this guy?